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  • immi2006
    10-04 01:39 AM
    Based on current estimates, it will be 10-15 years time, unless u r son/daughter can sponsor you prior... u will end up in family quota wait still.

    I am not sarcastic this is the reality,

    There are many people on this forum who have been waiting for 5 years or more. No one can predict when you will get the GC- such is the beauty of the EB Immigration System.




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  • yanj
    12-16 12:46 PM
    You can not work after 7/9/2007.
    The end of the OPT will determine when you must stop working.
    The 60 days grace period is only for you to take care of business before you go back home. In your case you must wait for 2 months and 24 days before returning to work otherwise you will be in violation of your status.

    andy


    THANKS




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  • desi3933
    06-25 11:44 AM
    I was working with employer -A till 2006 and got I140 approved (June 2003 priority date) in EB3. In November 2006 I joined employer B as it is good for my carrier. I talk to employer A (body shopper) and he is ready to support for my green card as I worked for him for six long years and still he did not cancel my old H1B. My main aim here is to apply I485 as soon as I can.


    1. I have two options here my old employer (A) is body-shopper. So he will agree for both future or current employment. I have very good permanent job and bright future prospects with new employer (B). In this case what you guys advice me? Apply I485 as future employment or quit present job and join old employer (A) and apply I485 as current employment?

    2. If I do not join old employer (with whom I have I140 approved) now, in this case what are my options for I485 applying? (Only future employment I485/ I can file current employment I485 and not drawing any salary from old employer )

    3. Will I485 as future employment has any problems?

    4. Can I use AC21 after 180 days on my I485 future employment application?

    5. My new employer (B) already applied PERM LC for my GC in EB2 three months back and did not here anything from Atlanta DOL till now. What you guys advice me? Is it worthful to wait for this new EB2 LC or apply I485 as future employment with approved I140-EB3 with priority date June 2003.

    I am in really dilemma and unable to decide. Appreciate your advice in this matter. Thanks in advance to all your replies and wish you best of luck.

    1. Apply I485 as future employment (GC Job Offer from Employer A)
    2. Same as #1
    3. No, as long as you have job offer for open future GC job
    4. Yes. AC-21 can be invoked.
    5. Same as #1 seems to be better option

    Not a legal advice
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    desi3933 at gmail.com




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  • kumarh1b
    01-28 05:16 PM
    Can some please advice me how to proceed further Please find the denial notice for your reference. All your inputs means a lot to me. Please help me and guide in proper direction.


    on Nov 19,2009, the petitioner responded by submitting a copy of a Contract or consulting Services agreement betwwen the petitioner and another software consulting firm, Company X-Which will further Contract the benificiary's services with other firms needing computer related positions to complete thier projects - to show that the petitioner has work for the beneficiary.

    However, without valid contracts between CompanyX and the actual end-client firm ultimately involved with the eneficiary's computer related duties, the evidence does not establish the work to be completed; that the duties to be performed are those of a systems administrator and thus a specialty occupation Position and that the work will be avilable for the beneficiary.

    The present record fails to demonstrate the specific duties the beneficiary would perform under contract for petitioners clients.The court in defensorv.meissner,201F.3d 384 (5th cir.2000) held that for purposes of determining whether apreferred positions is a specialty occupation,a petitioner acting ina similar manner as the present petitioner is merely a "token employer", while the entity for which the services are to be performed is the "more relevant employer". the defensor court recognized that evidence of the client companies job requirements is critical where the work to be performed is for an entity other than the petitioner. Accordingly, the court held that the legacy immigration and Naturalization service ( Service now CIS) had reasonably interpreted the Act and regulations to require that a petitioner produce evidence that the proffered position qualifies as a specialty occupation on the basis of the requirements imposed by the entities using the beneficiary's services.

    As Such, the petitioner has not established that the duties of the proferred position for the beneficiary require a speciality occupation and that it has sufficient work for the required priod of intended employment. There for the beneficiary is ineligible for classificationas a specialty occupation worker.

    Pursuant to INA 291, the burden of the proof in these proceedings rests solely with the petitioner. Here that burden has been met.

    Consequently, the petiton is hereby denied.



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  • permfiling
    12-22 07:34 PM
    Please update your profile on IV




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  • vishal
    04-21 03:38 PM
    hi friends,
    even my PD is current. but my case is transferred from texas to vermont. though my PD is current my processing date is not current. what is the reason for transferring I- 485 case from one center to other.
    any response is appreciated



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  • sathyaraj
    11-14 01:19 PM
    The EAD process has changed. You do not need FP for EAD approval.




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  • brij523
    02-17 08:16 AM
    Good job Varsha.

    As promised I have prepared the list of 110th congress member and send to Himanshu. Hope he likes the format.

    I am working on getting appointment with our congress member - John Barrow of GA.

    Based on the list I prepared, it seems maximum number of congress member come from NY,NJ,FL,CA,TX,IL. So I think member from these states have to be more active.



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  • new_phd
    05-14 12:51 AM
    *** Modified post to reflect that this is a repeat post.***




    __________All Other________ China _________ India __________ Mexico _______ Phillipines

    EB-1_________ C ____________ C ____________ C ____________ C ____________ C
    EB-2_________ C ________ 01 APR 04 _____ 01 APR 04 _________ C ____________ C
    EB-3_____ 01 MAR 06 _____ 22 Mar 03 _____ 01 NOV 01 _____ 01 JUL 02 _____ 01 MAR 06
    Other_____01 JAN 03 _____ 01 JAN 03 _____ 01 JAN 03 _____ 01 JAN 03 _____ 01 JAN 03


    Everything else is current.

    Link to travel.state.gov bulletin: http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_4231.html




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  • BMS1
    08-21 10:24 PM
    Congrats. on getting out of the queue!

    Was your a physician HPSA NIW or another type of NIW?


    No my NIW area was engineering (technology - data security)



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  • walking_dude
    01-31 09:39 AM
    A friendly reminder to all MI members. Write personalized E-mails to your newspapers. This may be our chance to make the lawmakers and the media aware of our issues.

    Please participate in a campaign which is very important to all of us.




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  • GCKaMaara
    11-26 03:14 PM
    there was nothing to be so touchy in those two lines of mine!

    He he he. Remember your first year after birth and follow the same practice (you didn't speak during that time :)).



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  • slowwin
    04-25 11:30 AM
    hello folks,
    I am switching jobs after an approved I140 and over 180 days from 485 receipt.
    I am expecting no problems when leaving my current company. but just incase they decide to revoke my 140,
    - is it ok to file AC21 after i receive the NOID if some thing happens or is it better to file AC21 now?

    one other complication is i will be changing address too. how long does it take for USCIS to update my new address in their records? the reason i am asking is if they send me RFE or NOID, i will totally miss the boat if they send it to the wrong address. i am sure they will send a copy to my attorney, but he works form my current employer and I will assume he is less likely to help. Does it help if i file G28 with my own name and my new address?

    I need to join my new job in 10 days and i hev give my crrent company a notice so it is a bit urgent. Please help.

    Thank you

    Rex

    Rex,

    1) It is better to send in an AC21 letter, when in doubt i.e, in case your employer revokes I-140., even though you have crossed 180 days threshold after filing for I-485/AOS.

    2) Retain your own lawyer and change G-28 to him/her. For changing G-28 to self is done by sending in a letter to USCIS saying that you are withdrawing the representation rights (for you) of the the previous lawyer.

    3) First Change address. Use AR-11 form. send it to the address shown on that form. secondly, Call the number on your I-485 and other receipts to update your new address.

    The proper sequence to follow is 3, 2, 1.

    Thanks,

    ----------------------------
    DISCLAIMER: Not a legal advise. This is my personal opinion. Consult an attorney to proceed.




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  • rolrblade
    07-27 02:22 PM
    I have a question, my attorney says that he has filed the application on 2nd July without my signature.
    I have not given any authorization also.
    I am worried if it is valid or not.

    I don't know if they take authorization from my employer or it should be from me.
    Please suggest.

    Did he put a G-28 - Attorney representation form with it. If yes, then you are fine.



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  • GooblyWoobly
    07-18 06:25 PM
    Wrong! Yes, you will be the new fee but then you will pay the same fee each year you renew your EAD. No fee payment only applies if you file your I-485 with the new fee structure.



    If you are not planning on using EAD and she won't either then she needs to change status to H4.


    Can someone else confirm this too? For Q2, I think you are wrong. Take this case....
    Primary is on H1, derivative on H4, both apply for AOS, primary goes on EAD (thus invalidating H1, and in turn spouse's H4). So, the spouse just has AOS receipt number, and no H4. Is she out of status? Of course not. This is a very common scenario.


    Also, for Q1, I765 is a completely different entity in the pay schedule http://www.uscis.gov/files/nativedocuments/FinalUSCISFeeSchedule052907.pdf

    So, why wouldn't I get the benefit of the higher fee if I pay that? Any source of information for you to say I will have to pay each year?




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  • olddutch
    10-27 02:57 PM
    Sent H1B extension papers on Oct. 16th under Premium Processing to VSC.

    Got e-mail on Oct. 24th that it got transferred to CA and a decision will be made within 15 days.

    On Oct. 26 online status showed that this case has been approved. Also got e-mail the same day regarding the approval.

    Hope this information helps.

    Good Luck to everyone!



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  • nousername
    04-07 01:12 PM
    What the hell.. Can someone please explain this in plain English?

    AAO Decision on Substituted Labor Certifications (http://www.cilawgroup.com/news/2010/04/03/aao-decision-on-substituted-labor-certifications/)




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  • nishant2200
    04-08 04:10 PM
    I think they moved very cautiously because of porting. Porting seems to be much more serious than we all thought maybe. Also as well as since it's just may, they traditionally don't open floodgates until late.




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  • maxy
    10-16 11:48 AM
    i think ability 2 pay is fair question under AC21. what future employer will hate to do is put words like petition, labor, immigration, sponsorship, EB preference etc ...

    they would just like to issue regular EVL which they are providing to other regular employees. may be salary, role, start date, and permanent nature of job thats it. is that enough for USCIS. thats the question. (they can always look up company papers, tax returns etc.)




    ddanait
    02-11 01:03 PM
    How does one access donor forum? I ahve donated some sum and I am a registered member




    spicy_guy
    04-08 04:47 PM
    I believe the intention of not moving too much beyond jul 06 , may be to make some spill over benfit happen to EB3 also. If they open the gate for EB2 now, lots of 485 application may come in and there may not be spill over to EB3. :)

    Krupa

    If that were to happen, EB3 I should move at least one month ?!!?!



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