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  • GCwaitforever
    02-27 03:46 PM
    I will offer a different perspective. There are IT packages for every application nowadays. If you have expertize in your own field (Bio Engineering or Finance for example), try to think of unmet needs in your functional expertize areas and come up with a software product. That will be the best use of your knowledge. And do not forget IV, when your product becomes a big hit and you become a millionaire.;)




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  • rex
    04-25 11:00 AM
    hello folks,
    I am switching jobs after an approved I140 and over 180 days from 485 receipt.
    I am expecting no problems when leaving my current company. but just incase they decide to revoke my 140,
    - is it ok to file AC21 after i receive the NOID if some thing happens or is it better to file AC21 now?

    one other complication is i will be changing address too. how long does it take for USCIS to update my new address in their records? the reason i am asking is if they send me RFE or NOID, i will totally miss the boat if they send it to the wrong address. i am sure they will send a copy to my attorney, but he works form my current employer and I will assume he is less likely to help. Does it help if i file G28 with my own name and my new address?

    I need to join my new job in 10 days and i hev give my crrent company a notice so it is a bit urgent. Please help.

    Thank you

    Rex




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  • fundo14
    02-19 12:36 PM
    Hi All,

    I wanted to share my experience at the port of entry using AP.

    Just to give a quick background me and my wife have been working on H1 for last 8 years, we both were working on our H1’s at the time of leaving for vacation one month back.
    Our 485/EAD/AP was filed on July 2nd, 2007; my wife is a Primary Applicant.

    We have our 485 receipts/ approved EAD’s and AP’s with us.

    Also, our H1 Petition’s are valid till 2010 but the stamping on passport is expired, we did not get stamping in India as we intended to enter using AP

    At the Port of entry this is how it went:

    Officer: Very rudely asked for our passports & I-94
    We gave him our Passports, I-94 forms and Original AP’s

    Officer: What’s the purpose of your visit?
    Our Answer: To join back at our respective work.

    Officer: Work? Who’s the primary applicant?
    My answer: My wife

    Officer: Then how the hell you will work here, you cannot work here, only your wife can work as the petition is on her name, you are a derivative.
    My answer: But I have work Authorization (showed our EAD cards)

    Officer: That’s all bullhshit, does not mean anything…you can not work here.
    My answer: I politely told him that sir when we left country a month ago we both were working on H1’s, now we are seeking entry on AP.

    Officer: yeh but don’t do fraud, you cannot work here (Very rudely)...who told you that you can work here.
    My Answer: Again I explained politely- Sir, we filed for 485 which made us eligible to get EAD’s, showed him the EAD card again (which clearly states “Authorized to work in US till validity of this card” Our EAD’s are valid till end of 2008)

    Officer: listen don’t teach me law, I have been working here for “x” number of years, and you think you know laws better than me.

    After this I and my wife decided to keep quite as that moron was not ready to listen and understand anything.

    Officer (rudely): I will set this straight for you…then we were asked to follow him in a separate room. Many people were waiting there I guess most of them using AP

    The Officer went to one other custom officer there and pointed towards us and explained him something which we could not hear.

    We waited � an hour till our named was called…I was worried that they will now create lot problems for us but to my surprise we were just handed our Passports along with AP’s / I-94 stamped as “AOS” and told you are all set... Absolutely No questions asked.

    I am worried if he has entered some nasty remarks on my case…not sure.

    Now this entire incident makes me wonder what that officer was talking about, my guess is one of the following:

    1. He assumed throughout that my wife is entering on H1 and I on H4
    2. Or he did realize his mistake but was too egoistic to accept it.
    3. Or he was right and I was wrong about working on EAD (being derivative)...am I missing something here??

    One of my suggestion from all this experience is that anybody entering on AP always state the purpose of visit is to “Resume pending AOS”

    In last 8 years I have re-entered US like 6 times but never faced such a rude Immigration officer or have been treated like this.

    Guru’s please advice if there is a possibility to reinstate our status as H1, we would rather work on H1 then on EAD’s

    Thanks!




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  • whoever
    01-31 02:46 PM
    how can one get copy of i140? does it not belong to the company?



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  • sanjay02
    07-24 02:49 PM
    Hi
    I am July 2007 filer my PD Nov 2005, I had a interview on Feb 2009 after interview , the Immigration office gave me a letter, which says the following

    "Your case has been continued for the unavailability of VISA"

    Does it mean once the PD goes to Dec 2005 I will get my GC? Would I have to do anything from my end like going to local USCIS office?




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  • Jaime
    06-10 05:17 PM
    Can anyone help with advice? Talk about frustration! I qualify for EB2 since I have a masters degree (and also more than 5 years of experience in my field). I could qualify for EB2 except that my job description "prefers" (rather than "requires") a masters degree. The language prevents my compay from filing EB2, yet my job responsibilities are such that they certaily warrant a masters degree. My compay doesn't want to change my position or wording even though they clearly know (through my explanations) that that means adding close to 5-6 years to the wait! They also fail to see that making me wait so long also affects them because the company cannot promote me or chage my responsibilities for the duration of the wait! Has anyone been through the same situation?



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  • Jerrome
    02-20 05:47 PM
    This will definitly help guys if they see some number crunching like the one i see below.

    Category Per Year Quota Per Country Quota Actual Primary Applicant Number of Estimated applicants Number anticipated Years
    Percentage Values 7% 48% 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 Total
    EB2 40000 2800 1344 1000 1000 5000 10000 10000 16000 43000 31.99404762
    EB3 40000 2800 1344 10000 16000 16000 16000 16000 16000 90000 66.96428571

    You can also Quote this in the home page of IV for people to see.




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  • Nikith77
    10-05 03:03 PM
    I was trying to open a brokerage account with Bank Of America (Merrill Lynch) which was denied as it does not recognize EAD.
    The web site clearly says that you should be a citizen or a green card to open an account

    Did anyone opened it recently.



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  • sathyaraj
    11-14 01:19 PM
    The EAD process has changed. You do not need FP for EAD approval.




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  • coopheal
    12-04 08:58 AM
    Bump



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  • REEF�
    06-06 05:28 PM
    I voted for those 3 vector ones and mine and a few more lol. I hope the guy who made the 3 vector ones with the birds/monkey thing wins - those are awesome.




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  • Sunx_2004
    08-01 11:17 AM
    Her H1 is valid from Oct. onward, You can still file her status as H4. Apply for EAD and AP also. Hope this help.
    Cheers
    My wife's current H4 is valid till Nov. She got her H1 also approved from Oct'2007. She checked the status this morning only on USCIS.

    I'm applying for I-485 and adding her as spouse. Should I file for her advance parole and put her status as H4 in it? What happens to to her H1 approval, if advanced parole gets approved also. Will she loose her H1 status?

    any ideas??



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  • hiralal
    08-14 06:36 AM
    this is in response to some who say what if India does this and that ...the point is that India will do nothing. In general we have passive leaders and our PM is a great example of that - if it was done against china then immediately there would have retaliation. in some ways it is good if it stops the misuse ...I guess the biggest losers in this are the lawyers - more lawyer shops will close down




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  • NolaIndian32
    02-10 10:05 PM
    I agree, you should stay on an H1b as much as you possibly can. The H1b is already approved and you can transfer an existing H1b to a new employer (don't have to get a new H1b). But if you invoke the EAD status, you will forever lose your H1b. If anything goes wrong with your pending I-485 and you are still on an H1b, you still have time to appeal and to work through the issues. But if you are on the EAD at this time, then thats it, you have no time left because your EAD is issued to you as conditional approval of your pending I-485. You need to weigh the risks and benefits in taking a job with an employer who will not sponsor you on an H1b.

    Best of Luck



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  • Krilnon
    03-04 11:06 PM
    I don't understand why anyone would want to let Kirupa have any control over this site.




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  • mrajatish
    01-24 12:21 PM
    Friends,
    As part of the Washington State Chapter, I want to arrange a conference call for all Washington, Oregon and Idaho state members. I will send out details soon on the conf call.

    The main agenda will be
    1. How to increase awareness about IV and increase its member base/funding?
    2. How to target the big employers in this region (e.g., Intel, Microsoft)?
    3. How to meet all Congressmen and their Immigration staff?

    Thanks,
    Raj
    mrajatish@yahoo.com



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  • nayekal
    08-18 05:12 PM
    Guys,
    I faced this problem myself. My wife was on H1 earlier and she never worked for a period of 1 year. At the beginning of the H1 period, we are expecting a baby and we took easy about her doing any job (its my fault). Later, market turned worse, it became to hard for her and her employer look for projects for her.

    So, I contacted a lawyer (he is great). He told me that her status is H1 even though she is not working and she has to get back to H4. He assured me that they will for my documents more than her's and we filed as such and we don't even have her pay stubs or W2 forms.
    She got in 45 days period and last week she went for H4 stamping, showing my documents. Yesterday, she got her passport back with H4 stamp.




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  • number30
    03-28 07:54 PM
    As per my tax preparer's advice, I sent both the tax return and W-7 form to IRS ITIN Operation office in Austin, Texas. Is this the correct address?

    Call IRS. They help you very well.




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  • eb3_nepa
    09-21 11:56 PM
    Call Harrisburg. They will be able to "expedite" the request.




    anilsal
    08-05 04:09 PM
    the process of interviews. Can you please tell us how you are notified about a possible interview, how much time you have to prepare for the interview (15 day notice, 30day notice??), how one can postpone the interview (calling USCIS or need to send a letter) etc.

    This will benefit members.




    webm
    11-07 10:28 AM
    No one knows the answer dude..you have to wait until your PD becomes current atleast...



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