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  • sh2005
    08-13 10:43 AM
    Yes, i opened a new thread so that everybody can see that CIS does mostly work on cases according to 485 Receipt Date. Otherwise i can't justify my EAD approval. I filed 485 and AP on June 18th and got RNs 2 weeks later. But EAD was filed later on July 12th. I got the receipt number for EAD from the back of my cashed check but never got actual Receipt Notice. Today i got the email that card production has been ordered.

    So if they have to approve an EAD filed in mid July, they must have gone with the 485 Receipt date. There is an LUD for our APs too for this Sunday. I'm happy that they are processing the cases in somewhat FIFO order. I was expecting EAD only 3-4months later since i filed it along with the July flood of applications.

    Dec2002 EB3 India.


    How about the processing date that was shown for your service center? I applied my I-485, EAD and AP in May (got my RN in may as well). The processing time for EAD and AP is shown to be March 26, 2007 for NSC. But, I recently got my EAD approved and an RFE for AP. So, is the website for processing time not updated as accurately as it made to be seen or somehow some applications (like mine and yours) bypass the FIFO?

    On a separate note, I got an email that an RFE has been issued for my EAD, but I already got the EAD card in hand, before the RFE was issued!!!




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    01-25 04:50 PM
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  • Nil
    11-10 02:54 PM
    ^^^^




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  • nixstor
    02-24 07:20 PM
    Visa stamping is not necessary to remain in the US so wondering why a CPA would consider this a necessary work expense.

    Thats correct.

    Every one can interpret them to their own way and can decide whether its deductible or not. Any thing related to business expenses, if IRS were to question the tax payer, IRS will ask for written substantiation from the employer. Guess what happens! The same CPA who told all these rosy stories and got a decent percentage on your fattest return simply tells you to get that letter. With out all that documentation, I doubt they will fight the audit.



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  • priderock
    06-28 04:09 PM
    I hope Geeta will reduce your pain.

    I asked her , but her boyfriend would not agree:)




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  • unaikax
    01-04 07:15 PM
    I recently quit Wipro in United States after servicing two weeks notice period. Wipro didn't want me to stay longer as client was not willing to pay longer than two weeks. I have not signed any service agreement with them when I came onsite on H1B. However, they insist that their deputation letter sent through email is legally binding on me even though I didn't sign a hard copy of the letter. They are asking me to pay $10,00 or serve 6 months notice period which is no longer possible as I have already joined another company. I am seeking legal help in India and planning to sue them as they have withold all my PF, Gratuity, Leave encashment and other dues, experience/relieving letter. Is it possible to sue them in United States as I currently do not stay in India? Also, can I complain to DOL, USCIS about these issues. If yes, how do I go about it?



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    03-05 11:04 AM
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  • Kodi
    11-13 12:53 PM
    How do we know that I-140 is "approvable"?



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  • gc_wannabe
    06-17 08:40 AM
    Years and years of waiting? no kidding. Look at my priority date. And there are people waiting before me. You used a pre-approved labor and have been waiting in the GC queue from what 2006? Dude, in today's world, a reasonable wait for eb3-is anywhere between 10-15 years and eb2 is atleast 5-6 years. I am not mad that you used a pre-approved labor, though in my personal opinion, its a taboo. I am just saying you are lucky enough that you may get your green card much quickly than people like us who have been waiting atleast 8-10 years and trust me, people like your case, usually should be happy.

    I can empathize. I might me more luckier than you, and there are people *luckier* than me. (You know what I mean..) But, if for some reason I don't get my GC, and you get your GC in a few years, me being lucky to start with is of no use. Nothing is sure till GC is on-hand for anyone.

    So, I would appreciate if someone could let me know if there are any disadvantages process-wise when it comes to I-485 adjudication on a pre-approved labor.

    Thanks.




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  • nogc12
    07-29 11:45 AM
    You can use the Eb2 failing to wait another 17 years:p



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  • ash27
    07-17 02:55 PM
    Guys,
    We need to ignore postings from Rockford. He is just trying to spread unnecessary rumors to gain attention. What a shame

    we really have to be morons to take anynonymous comments at face-value.

    or did you post the comments yourself and like the attention?




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  • gc_chahiye
    08-01 01:39 PM
    But dont you guys expect improvement after all this fiasco ?


    DOS and USCIS will work closely together so dates in VB are more accurate. We dont see all Cs ever again without legislative changes.

    What else is there to learn?



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  • srikanthmavurapu
    08-16 04:03 PM
    It all depends if you have a written agreement that prohibits you from working with the current employer. If there is no contract, you are safe. It seems that there is no such contract that either you signed with your ex-employer or middle-men.

    If your employer doesn't pay you the salary that he agreed to (in writing), then you can be sure that DOL will ask your employer to pay a fine and pay you the salary. I would suggest that if he does or does not sue you, you better complain to DOL that you weren't getting paid. This will no way this will affect you.

    In the Employee Agreement which i signed there is clause saying i cannot work for the same client directly or indirectly for one year . I don't think i signed any contract with ex-employer or middle men. I don't even have the copy of contract document(purchase order) when i got this job offer at this client.
    I will complain to DOL just thinking to talk to a Lawyer first but i will complain to DOL this week at any cost.
    Thanks,
    Srikanth




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  • krishnam70
    11-20 03:48 PM
    Hi all,
    Here is my story. In December 2004 i went to India and i came back on the same month. At the PortOfEntry(POE), the Officer given I-94 based on the my the Visa of my previous company which is valid upto Jan 1, 2006.
    But i had already have approved H1B which is valid upto Jan 21, 2007. At that time, i didn't know it is a problem based on LastActionRule. When the time to file for my H1B extension(basically 7th Year) in the month of November 2006, my attorney find that i am technically out of status because of my I-94 is overriden by PortOfEntry eventhough i had H1B Approval with I-94. My Attorney explained about mistake by POE to USCIS when we filed my H1B extension and the USCIS approved my extension for 1 year from Jan22, 2007 to Mar30, 2008 because my Labor is pending. Recently this march my H1B extended to 3 more years based on I-140 approval.

    My question is if i will to India for vacation this November is there any problem in the port of entry. I haven't travelled since Dec,2004. I am going to use AdvanceParole(AP) on this vacation. Eventhough my attorney says there is no problem to go to India because we got two H1B approvals after the I-94 problem, but i am not 100% confident because at the POE they may create a problem. Can anybody please tell if u had same or similar problem and successfully travelled in and out of USA.


    Are you using EAD to work or still using H1? If you are using H1 and it is valid the IO at POE will admit you in the non-immigrant status not as a Parolee. This is based on experience and a question I asked the IO when I tried to enter the US using AP even though I had valid H1 stamp in my passport and a valid 797. He mentioned that as a rule they will admit the candidate in non-immigrant status if the candidate is actually working on a non-immigrant visa. If you were are using your EAD and show documentation then they will admit you using AP.

    -good luck
    kris



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  • caforum2
    04-06 10:10 PM
    i am sorry..i couldnt follow todays proceedings..whn i cam to iv site in the evening..everyone says bill is dead
    whn i went to immigration-law.com, they say the following

    cud someone tell me which one is true??????????

    We reported earlier the Senate Republican Members Agreement last night. Today, the Democratic Minority Leader and other Democractic leaders agreed to the proposal, turning the Republican agreement into the Bi-Partisan Agreement. This dramatic break-through opens a door to the possibility of passing the Senate version of Comprehensive Immigration Reform bill, S. 2454, as amended before this week is over and before the Congress goes into the recess next two weeks.
    The development is accompanied by three other developments:
    President released statement supporting the bi-partisan agreement;
    Senate rejected the Democrat's motion to cloture for the Specter amendments to S.2454;
    Senate also relected the Republican Kyl' motion for his amendments.
    Now we see the light at the end of the tunnel!!
    If you go toImmigration-law update time clearly says 3PM EST and IV postings are around 9.30PM EST ...so what have to be correct? the one which is posted at 3PM or 9.30 PM. You decide. Before asking same question in different place do some homework.




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  • nsveta
    04-22 01:16 PM
    Hi, This is my first post here and I need some guidance regarding new-H1 under FY2010 quota.

    --One of my friend told me about this company in Chicago who is doing H-1s and apparently the quota is not over yet. I am in India and

    --Is it advisable to get my H01 filed at this time?
    --What if the USCIS asks client letters? They said, the company will take care of it if that happens -- is that even legal to say that?
    --What is the probably the CAP will be met by that time they file my H-1 in the next 2 weeks? And am not sure if the attorney returns the money in that case.

    Please suggest. Thanks



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  • mhtanim
    02-02 02:59 AM
    She HAS to use AP. There is no choice of entering on F1. If she enters using F1 visa, it means she has abandoned her I-485. It will create problems later during I-485 adjudication.
    Once she enters on AP, she loses F1 status immediately. Then, she should inform her school. School will terminate her F1 status in the SEVIS database.
    She can continue studying showing I-485 receipt. EAD card will be her evidence of status.
    Once in I-485 AOS status, she will be eligible for resident tuition fees and will no longer have to pay non-resident tuition fees.

    I second this. Unlike H-1B or H4 which are dual intent, F1 is not. After filing I-485, entering in the U.S. as F1 may cause complexities. I would suggest that you talk to a good immigration attorney.




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  • rsdang
    08-25 02:06 PM
    I work for Company A, applied i-485 and both got EAD & AP.She is the dependent.
    My Wife works for Company B which sponsored her H1.

    So, I guess she cannot continue to work on H1(company B) upon returning using AP(got as my dependent thru Company A) !!!?? am I correct?

    She can work for any company she wants... her EAD is not limited to any job/profession... So she can work for Company B or C or D

    PS - My wife works for company B using AP/EAD that came as a result of my I485 done by my employer. So she should enter on AP and use EAD to work. No issues. She can always have the H1 in her back pocket for back up... I would consult a lawyer if I were you before using the H1...

    She can not get an H4 though... thats seen as abandoning your AOS status...

    Hope this helps...




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    07-13 03:04 PM
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    arrarrgee
    07-17 02:39 PM
    I second that...Why should there be a link between his req and his contribution? If we are able to answer/clarify whatever doubt he has..probably he would see the value in continuing with the group and probably contribute too...else no first timers would ever wanna join us

    can you please help me link the connection between my request and my contribution to IV? I fail to undersand your point!




    kishdam
    03-19 12:16 PM
    I-140 withdrawal is not mandatory but it's good for both - employer and employee.

    Not sure how withdrawing an approved I140 is good for the employee??

    The general feeling is that I140 withdrawal is not necessary for the employer (but H1b is). But employers used to do this for labor substitution - now there is no such incentive. But still some lawyers suggest employers to do this - in my old company which is a large well known software company (with 10k+ employees worldwide) the HR group follows immigration attorneys almost blindly. All immigration issues are handled by a big law firm - many of regular immigration matters are done by paralegals who does not know much (I am not exaggerating when I say I know more than them) - but our HR has a policy that they would follow what those attorney/paralegal is saying. It seems the law firm is suggesting them to withdraw all applications including approved i140 - obviously the law firm would charge them for this so that is their interest.



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